hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

notoffended:

davidstrider:

davidstrider:

which american president was least guilty

lincoln

he was in a cent

I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me

not-homeless-anymore:

shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post