April 2013
45 posts
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
How to blow a bubble:
not-homeless-anymore:
shattered-mirr0rs:
thebestlolz:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9:...
“I write poetry, worry, smile,
laugh
sleep
continue for a while
just like...”
– Charles Bukowski, “in this cage some songs are born” (via weaverofstars)
